Pol to Sonics' Players: If You Stay, We'll Tax Ya
Seattlest remembers that back when Gary Payton was about to be a free agent, we saw some ESPN story about how players like to play in Florida because there isn't (or wasn't) state income tax there. The interviewer asked Payton about this, and he said something along the lines of "Yeah, that sounds pretty sweet."
At which point we jumped up from our couch and screamed at our TV, "But Gary, Washington doesn't have income tax either! Please stay! Please, please stay!" and spent the rest of the afternoon fuming about how Payton's accountant is probably like "Hey Gary, managed to keep you from paying that Washington state income tax again this year," and gets an extra 10K bonus for it.
Then of course the Sonics traded Payton for Ray Allen, after Howard Schultz made a complete fucking mess of the negotiations (can't negotiate with one of the top 10 basketball players in the world the same way you do with a $6.75/hour barista, dumbass). It was a great trade on paper but alienated the fan base, who stopped showing up and now the Sonics are going to fucking move.
Sorry. If you've managed to get this far, I promise this post has a point. Here it is:
Now, if state legislator / publicity hound Rodney Tom has his way, future Sonics point guards will have an income tax to pay. Just got this press release from his office:
Sen. Rodney Tom, D-Bellevue, has introduced a bill that would levy a 10 percent income tax on Seattle Supersonics team members to help pay for the construction of a new arena.Right, we get it, teachers are the cornerstones of our community, basketball players are entertainers, we're sorry, we hate ourselves for liking to watch basketball and not 2nd-grade social studies.“The average NBA player makes about $4 million per year, and the average first-year public school teacher makes about $30,000 per year. If the state is going to invest money anywhere, it should be in education, not in basketball stadiums. I think the people who want to build this stadium can afford to pitch in and help,” said Tom.
This has been dubbed the "Jock Tax" elsewhere. Alberta has it, where it's only used on NHL players.
Tom's added some cute provision about how the tax would apply only to athletes whose "gross annual income is greater than 10 times that of a first-year public school teacher." Yes, we're so sorry again. We've seen the light, roundhouse dunks are boring, we'll head right to the nearest school to watch some snotty brats learn where Alberta is.
The Jock Tax been largely maligned as terrible tax policy. If enacted, it would force our professional teams to pay players more than other teams, and would have the effect of increasing ticket prices...But it would make teachers feel better about their shitty salaries!
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