Oh, To Be A News Site in San Francisco
In case you hadn't heard, San Francisco's all abuzz today because their mayor, is, apparently, a sex-crazed maniac. Earlier this year he was dating a 20-year-old restaurant hostess, and now news that he slept with the wife of one of his top aides. The aide, according to a family friend, "confronted the mayor on the issue, expressed his feeling about the situation in an honest and pointed way, and resigned." We'll bet he did.
Meanwhile, we chug along on the excitement of Viaduct news! because our mayor...well, our mayor...how best to put this...let's just present our list of Headlines More Likely to Appear in a Seattle Newspaper Than "Mayor Involved in Heated Sex Scandal":
Drivers demand more bicyclists in the Arboretum
City abuzz over latest Weekly article
Ten easy steps to buying a home in Seattle
Baseball world lauds Mariners' recent trade
Local apparel shops can't give fleece away
Neither "rainy," "damp," or "wet" found in national magazine article about Seattle
Explore unique Magnolia
City Council: Nine people getting things done
Local man admits, maybe the weather here isn't that great
Ken Schram wonders why strangers don't take a swing at him
Ken Schram, local treasure
Whatever happened to John Levesque?
Local driver wonders, maybe he shouldn't drive 25 on arterial
