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--Seattle is under assault by marketing terrorists representing the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We haven't seen any of these suspicious devices for ourselves, but we have a tip that there's one at 2nd and Stewart "except it wasn't the lit-up version -- just a huge poster/banner thing." Please can we not freak out and evacuate the city like Boston?
--This is the reason it's ok to be scared and cross the street when you see a freaky guy downtown. Someone poured lighter fluid on two people and set them on fire.
--Don't touch the art? I'll fucking piss on it! This Danny Westneat character is pretty sensible sometimes. Someone should get that guy a column.
--Seattle is co-op city.
--Time's running out if you want to drop your lover a valentine in The Stranger. Remember, nothing says "I love you" like forethought.
--If the audience for a music act is other music acts on their night off... Doesn't that get kind of circular after a while?
--When China destroyed a satellite the other day they may have also knocked their trade with the U.S. out of geosynchronous. PoP has word of the special briefing Congressman Rick Larson will be chairing.
--Also via Postman are these mp3s of lawmaking happening down in Olympia.
--Doug Christie's back! Now there are six! former Seattle high-school hoopsters in the NBA.

Image from a list of Seattle-area barbies posted to Seattle LJ. Yeah, yeah, Medina is rich, Kent ain't. Still, the pictures are a little funny.