MUSIC: Subtle at Neumos. Between van accidents and van robberies, anticon affiliates Subtle has had a rough road the last few years, but they've luckily managed to produce music interesting enough to endear them with both critics and fans. With the robbery last month they need all the support they can get, so come do your part. - credit Michael Van Baker
7:30pm // Town Hall // $5

READING: Oxford mathematician Roger Penrose takes on modern physics with his book, The Road to Reality: A Complete Guide to the Rules of the Universe. - MvB
7:30pm // Town Hall // $5

SPORTS: Sonics play the Timberwolves tonight. - lead provided by Seth
7:30 // Key Arena // tickets via ticketmaster apparently range from $10 to $2000

ILLUSION: Move over, GOB, it's David Fucking Copperfield at the Paramount. - lead provided by Courtney Nash
9pm // The Paramount // $15 - $55

MUSIC: Damien Jurado, Rocky Votolato and David Bazan are doing some sort of benefit at the Triple Door. - CN
7pm // The aforementioned Triple Door // $15

THEATER: Theater Schmeater is kicking off a run of live enactments of Twilight Zone episodes. -CN
11pm // Theater Schmeater // $12

GAY HAUNTED MUSEUM: Courtney's favorite Get Out feature of the day: The Gay Haunted Lock-in at Cap Hill’s Museum of Mysteries (scroll down about halfway for ye olde Haunted Gaye evening…). From the site: "Ghost Poker, Ghost hunting, Games and Activities....in the dark. Brave Adults only." -CN
10pm // 623 Broadway E // $5

The above image has nothing to do with anything but we found it on some random skank's myspace page and we have no idea what this character is or what cartoon it's from. Can YOU tell us?