Seattle Stands in Line to Drink David Lynch's Kool-Aid
David Lynch premiered his hopeless, boring mess of a film last night at the Cinerama and the only thing worse than sitting through three hours of mindless scenes of people staring in to space and nothing happening was the insipid, gushing fannish Q&A with the Lynch freaks immediately following the film. Did you know that Lynch's fans are all filmmakers too? You do now. Do you care that every one who took the mic wanted to remind Lynch about their conversations they had with him (BFF!) earlier that day at the Scarecrow signing? Too bad.
Lynch's performance with the fans was more of his trademark golly gee willickers New Age hoakum where critical acumen is verboten and negative thoughts and reactions are ... negative? Isn't it kind of hypocritical to hate Hate? More so than the desire not to have any Desire? So instead of having open, honest reactions to all the negative, disturbing stuff life throws at you, just think happy thoughts and live a life of bullshit positive affirmation and feel-goodery. Thanks, Lynch. Your advice worked out and everything's great now.
Lynch kept referring in the Q&A to "ideas" and why his approach to film is all about finding out what his ideas are and staying true to those ideas. Unfortunately, he has run out of ideas. The same juvenile film experiments - for example, when a character sees herself in the same room! Is it the future? Whoa, trippy! - was already done in Fire Walk With Me, Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, etc. Inland Empire is just more of the same shit, but this time even less narrative structure, and some random, go-nowhere anthropomorphic rabbit movies he made for his website interwoven into the film for no reason.
Since Lynch apparently lives in some kind of "Genius" bubble, he should avoid stories that involve characters simulating actual human beings. He should stick to what he does best: his distinctive art direction, the meticulous lighting (that makes you realize how much you take light for granted) and all those textured, layered sound effects, and just leave the story telling to people who aren't repressed hippie morons who must not think bad thoughts.
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