MUSIC: A Northwest Tribute to Ray Charles. No, Jamie Foxx will not be in attendance.

7:30pm // the Triple Door // $25.

DOMESTIC SPYING: Dig out the old hat and big sunglasses and go under-cover for Seattlest at Seattle Met-blog's happy hour event.

6pm // Zig Zag Cafe // Cost of drinks. Additional cost of hat and big sunglasses if you don't already have them.

SAVE THE DAY, OR NOT: Got traction tires? All-wheel drive? Get out there and help your fellow citizens retrieve their abandoned vehicles. Or, just drive around laughing at people digging out their useless rear-wheel drive vehicles that shouldn't have been on the God-damn road in the first place -- which is what we recommend.

Anytime // Mostly the areas outside the downtown core // Cost of gas and calories burnt off from laughter.