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Seahawks Think They're Better Than They Are and "Cute" In Chicago Papers

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Editor Dan loves you, Seattle. City, people, land, water and professional sports franchises; all of it. However, he cannot back you on the issue of the Seattle Seahawks vs. the Chicago Bears. If you're looking for calming words of compassion or hilarious Seahawks histrionics Seattlest will take care of you there, too, but one of us grew up with a Bears helmet painted on our neighbor's garage door and didn't appear in a photograph without any Bears paraphernalia until he was about 15, and that kind of indoctrination just doesn't wash away in half a decade of Seattle drizzle. In fact, to this day we maintain a close relationship with a few Chicago-based RSS feeds and we'll check in on them throughout the week.

From the Chicago Tribune:

When the Seattle Seahawks come to Soldier Field, they will be underdogs to a team that demolished them in the regular season. They came within a fumbled snap of being eliminated from the playoffs Saturday night.

But they are a serious universal sports problem: a team that survives and thinks it might be better than it is. A team of destiny?

"We'd like to think so," Pro Bowl middle linebacker Lofa Tatupu said.

Also from the Tribune, subheaded "Seahawks may appear inferior, but Bears can't game-plan for fate":

Amid the celebration after Seattle's 21-20 NFC playoff escape Saturday night over the Dallas Cowboys, two of the defensive backs the Seahawks signed the last week out of desperation thanked coach Mike Holmgren.

Holmgren called the gesture "kind of cute."

Therein lies the biggest mismatch for the Bears as they prepare to play the Seahawks on Sunday at Soldier Field.

Cute cannot be defended in the playoffs.

Any team with a surplus of cute usually also possesses ample supplies of luck and fate and other inexplicable factors such as those that contributed to the fall of the Romo Empire at Qwest Field.

Here's the Sun Times looking back fondly on the Seahawks and Bears last meeting and here's the Daily Herald looking back not so fondly on the way the Bears beat Carolina during the regular season last year and then got killed by them in the playoffs.

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Comments [rss]

  • Hey, it's me again, Justin. I just wanted to write a quick note to let you know that I smell like doody, because I like to eat doody. Also, my butt smells like a fart, because I fart a lot. And I like to wear a pretty pink tutu, just like my favorite Bears player Shirley. Shirley the Bear is such a great football participant, and I smell like a fart and a doody.

  • TKSellman

    Once a Chicago sports fan, always a Chicago sports fan. Bears, Cubs, Hawks, Bulls.

    We'll be hanging out our blue and orange on the day of the big game next week, feeling lucky to live in a subdivision where we aren't alone in our culturally ingrained love for Da Bears!

    Seriously, there is no fanlove greater than Chicago fanlove. Nothing personal, Seattle.

  • I shall see Hasselbeck and Alexander go home, crying to their weird God that makes them believe they are a team of destiny. Um, a team of destiny doesn't lose to the 49ers. Do you guys seriously like Bobby Engram? He used to be a terrible Bear, once run down by a Green Bay linebacker on a sprint for the endzone. Awful.

  • Seahawksin07

    We shall see Justin. We shall see.

  • Oh, you don't have an RSS feed for this do you?

    "What do we know about the Seahawks? The obvious is that we killed them 37-6 last night we met. Secondly, Dave Kreig used to be their QB. Ouch. Third? They drafted Brian Bosworth. Fourth? Their fans behind the uprights look like the bassist for Screaming Trees. 5th? Holmgren looks just like a fat Martin Mull. 6th? They sucked so much in the AFC that they had to move leagues. 7th? They call their stadium the 12th man. Right. 8th? They kayak. Who kayaks? 9th? They think Bobby Engram is a good player. 10th - Isn't a Seahawk just a dumber version of a seagull? Go Bears."

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