Chuck Knox was a Better Coach than Tom Landry

This is Tom Landry, the greatest coach the Dallas Cowboys ever had.

This is Chuck Knox, the best coach the Seattle Seahawks ever had.

The met only once, on Thanksgiving Day 1986 in Dallas. The Hawks won 34-14, thereby proving that Chuck Knox was a better coach than Tom Landry.

Even though Homer Simpson bought Landry’s hat in order to earn his worker's respect, and even though Sarah Vowell took a break from snooping around James A. Garfield’s tomb to write an obituary for Landry, and even though Landry won two Super Bowls and is in the Hall of Fame, Chuck Knox was the better coach.