Carrie Underwood, You Two-Timing Slut
Deadspin reports that Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and American Idol winner Carrie Underwood are "a thing."
How can this be? It's all over the Internets that Seahawks kicker Josh Brown and Underwood are an item. OK, not so much an item as he thinks she's cute and apparently talked to her and got her number and may or may not have called her.
Miss Underwood, you are a little too plain for our taste, but we think you should consider Josh Brown for all your dating needs. To wit:
--Brown beat the Cowboys last year with a last-second, 50-yard-field goal.
--He's won four games this year with last second field goals. And he made a sick tackle.
--He's got just a humongous schlong. It's as big as a shampoo bottle, we swear.
Looks like the Seahawks could play the Cowboys in a playoff game two weekends hence...perhaps it will go down in history as the Battle for Carrie's Heart?
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