Tom Shane Has Lost His Damn Mind

Last night as the wind blew us home we came across a radio ad for Shane Co. that has us very concerned for Tom Shane's mental state.

A young man tells Mr. Shane that he plans to propose to his girlfriend at the Seahawks game on Christmas Eve. Tom encourages this behavior before describing the perfect ring.

Now, we know very little about women, however, we do know that proposing to one at a sporting event is a colossally bad idea.

If Tom Shane really is that young man's friend in the diamond business, and not just some guy slowly losing his marbles, then he probably would have suggested something with a little more intimacy and a little less, "Hey ref, when you're done blowing the game and screwing us in the ass, why don't you and Trufant go fuck yourselves in hell."