This item on Amazon.com:

Courtesy of Maggie over at Mighty Girl. Here's the real product listing. If we could pick one, the most surreal detail of this comes from the tags people gave this item:
Update: Yes, it appears that this item got squelched rather quickly, but if you were the person assigned to remove that thing (and by this we are reminded of Mike Daisey's stint as an Amazon.com porn sniffer), dontcha think you might possibly, maybe just check to see who else is selling items by the same manufacturer? Quick, Audrey, you could still get the Mammy doorstop. Mammy doorstop, holy shit, cannot believe we just typed that.

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Looks as though Amazon may have removed the item.
Please, please, someone buy me that for Kwanzaa.
Damn, they sold out that quick? Now, I'll have to find something else for the black man who has everything on my Christmas list.
my personal fave: the "black man "give me a penny" penny bank. you gotta know there's more than one racist company involved in the design, manufacturing, marketing and distribution of this shit!