Trivia for the Hardy

Those Crazy Sultans: 62
No Talent Ass Clowns: 59
Man Chowder: 54
My Name Is Seth and I Like Rock Hard Cock: 51
POE: 51
NAMBLA Keeps You Warm: 49
Thai-ku Hookers: 45
Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison: 42
Coyotes: 40
Proud Mary: 36
Clueless: 36
6th Time's The Charm: 32
We Can Trap a Bear: 32
Whiskey Double: 31

"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. "
1) Springfield in this state is where Abraham Lincoln is buried. Illinois
2) This Olympic sport was invented in Springfield, Massachusetts. Basketball
3) Downtown Springfield, Oregon, is on what river? Willamette
4) This road, started in 1811, and now known as US-40, passes through Springfield, Ohio. National road or Cumberland Road
5) A critical battle of this war was fought in Springfield, New Jersey. Revolutionary War
6) Brad Pitt attended high school in this state's Springfield. Missouri
7) Springfield, Kentucky is 20 minutes away from America's third-largest what?. Walmart
8) Springfield in this state is about 10 miles west of the South Carolina border. Georgia
9) The Kalamazoo River cuts through Springfield in this state. Michigan
10) According to its tourism site, Springfield in this is state is "a place where a man's horse, cow dog and his tractor" are his favorite possessions. Colorado

Trivia: "To start, press the any key. I don't see any "any" key!"
1) US Senator Ted Stevens recently described the internet as "a series of" what? tubes
2) What football coach explained that an assistant coach's resignation was the media's fault, because they quote: "listen to ebay and email and all that junk": Bobby Bowden
3) President Bush recently told an interviewer that he uses "the Google" to look up what? Maps
4) Bush said "I hear there's rumors on the Internets" in a debate with whom: John Kerry
5) Who once said "It is my firm belief that one day there will be a telephone in every major town in America" Alexander Graham Bell
6) In 1903, Thomas Edison illustrated the practicality of electrocuting criminals by electrocuting what kind of animal? Topsy the elephant
7) In a 2004 debate, Dick Cheney urged viewers to research charges about him on "factcheck.com," but he meant to send them to what website: "Factcheck.org"
8) What singing star, finding it hard to meet men after the breakup of her marriage, has reportedly arranged dates over the internet? Jessica Simpson
9) In 1999, what politician said that he "took the initiative in creating the Internet"? Al Gore
10) In 1996, this state made it illegal to link to a website without permission. Georgia

I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
1) In a Seinfeld episode, George recalls that when his father drove him to school in this subcompact car, other kids yelled out "Bonjour, Le George" at him. Le Car
2) What actress starred alongside Herbie the Love Bug in a 2005 film? Lindsay Lohan
3) In 1994, Ford renamed this subcompact the "Aspire" What was it's name from 1986-93? Festiva
4) Toyota started selling this subcompact this year. Yaris
5) This Superman star recently told In Touch magazine: ""Any flashy car turns me off. It's just so not environmentally conscious." Kirsten Dunst
6) What Ford subcompact, prone to fuel tank explosions, was dubbed "the barbecue that seats four"? Pinto
7) What Chevy subcompact, which my parents owned, was called "the car that began rusting on the showroom floor". Vega
8) Both Hans Moleman of the Simpsons and Strong Bad of Homestar Runner drive this AMC subcompact: Gremlin
9) BMW manufactures what subcompact car? Cooper Mini
10) There's a 1988 Yugo that "runs nice" with 82000 miles on it available on ebay right now. Within $100, what's the "Buy it Now" price of the car? $800 700-900

See those blue and silver guys, Maggie? They're the Dallas Cowboys. They're Daddy's favorite team, and he wants them to lose by at least three points.
1) Who were they playing the last time the Seahawks lost by at least three points? San Francisco
2) What specific form of poker is the main event at the World Series of Poker? No-limit texas hold 'em.
3) In May 2006, police in what European country uncovered a major soccer match fixing scandal? Italy
4) The Black Sox game fixing scandal occured in what sport? Baseball
5) This mobster, the subject of the movie Goodfellas, operated a point shaving scheme with players at Boston College? Henry Hill
6) In the movie Casino Royale, a confrontation between James Bond and a villain occurs over poker, but in the book, it was over what card game? Baccarat
7) Sarah Shahi, who appeared on the cover of the 2000 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders calendar, is now a cast member of what TV series? The L Word
8) Bobby Hill of King of the Hill attends a middle school named for what former Dallas Cowboys coach? Tom Landry
9) Name one of the other two NFL teams that also wears blue and silver as part of their uniforms: Seattle Seahawks, Detroit Lions.
10) According to the chorus of "The Gambler," you've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, and know when to do what two other things? walk away, run

But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose! Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination.
1) Who did Sean Connery say took the role of James Bond "too seriously"? Timothy Dalton
2) The James Bond franchise is the second-highest grossing film franchise of all-time. What's first? Star Wars
3) Who's the only Oscar winner to play a Bond girl? Halle Berry
4) What Seattle native sings the song in the new 007 movie? Chris Cornell
5) In a Seinfeld episode, Jerry walks in on Kramer and Newman playing a board game and comments: "it's the game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives." What game were they playing? Risk
6) In a 1962 speech, JFK called on who to "to abandon this course of world domination" Kruschev
7) The 16th century merger of these two kingdoms created the largest empire in world history: Spain and Portugal
8) The Bond villain Blofeld inspired the villain of the Austin Powers movies, who is called what? Dr. Evil
9) Love scenes from what Bond movie were edited out when the film was shown in South Africa? Live and Let Die
10) Who is the new Bond? Daniel Craig

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
1) Christopher Walken's monologue about driving at night is one of the funniest parts of this very funny Woody Allen movie. Annie Hall
2) I violated my "never see the movie if you've already read the book rule" for this movie, which after Gone With the Wind and Jaws, is the highest grossing novel adaptation ever. Jurassic Park
3) I didn't go see this Wes Anderson movie because I thought Royal Tenenbaums was boring. Life Aquatic Steve Zissou
4) My recollection of this movie is that William Hurt's character was gay, but turns out the reason he didn't hit on that one girl is because he didn't have a penis. The Big Chill
5) I've never seen this adaptation of a Tom Wolfe book about astronauts all the way through, but I want to. The Right Stuff
6) I knew a girl at NYU who claimed to be dating Peter Berg, star of this 1996 boxing parody. The Great White Hype
7) I'm a big fan of westerns, but I've never seen this 1985 one, which launched Kevin Costner's career. Silverado
8) Mr. Bean, Rowan Atkinson, played a parody of himself in this very underrated 1989 comedy. The Tall Guy
9) This comedy about three aliens that land in a Geena Davis's swimming pool was the first one I ever saw at the Metro. Earth Girls are Easy.
10) Jeff Goldblum