The Nakie Adventures Of Proutp In Cyberspace

When we heard about the Lewis County central services director who oversaw the installation of mobile computers with instant message clients in police cruisers and then used the system to make sexy time with a dozen different cops we thought the resulting IM logs would make for fascinating reading. Wrong. Not only is it hideously embarrassing, it's boring as hell and the backwards reading PDFs are awkward to read. There are a bunch of affairs and Patti Prouty the director invites half the force over to her place at one time or another. There's even sex of the textual kind, but it's mostly just a bunch of real life stuff like "im tired" and "computer's down again."

Here's the famous "nakie" line. It reads bottom to top.

Half way nakie, eh? And here's the full and proper response to "Are ya nakie?" in case it ever comes up, you know, when you're flirting with coworkers over the company network. Again, it reads bottom to top.

Oh, proutp, why o' why didn't you cover this stuff better. No one deserves to have this kind of thing out there. Here's the happy ending of a text-based roll in the virtual hay (bottom to top):

And, final clip for today, here's proutp setting up a real world encounter at the hs or her hotel room, either works. Read from the bottom.