All The News

--Husky QB Johnny DuRocher won't play football again after an examination following his concussion in the Stanford game revealed he has a brain tumor.
--A naked Steve Ballmer has been spotted at Pro Sports Club Gym in Bellevue.
--Ryan Anderson, star of last year's terrific Rainier Beach team, is now a freshman at the University of Nebraska, and led all Husker scorers in an upset of #25 Creighton on Saturday. Seattle ballers represent.
--The Husky men's basketball team is ranked #13.
--A local turkey is still a tall order, as many people are discovering.
--A coffee shortage north of the border had civilization on the precipice of collapse before order was restored.
--Chris Cornell did the new Bond theme for the 007 everybody seems to love.
--Rule #1 of the Biodiesel Club: Put a really annoying bumper sticker on your first clean car.
--Where did Rem Koolhass go after building our "leave-a-trail-of-breadcrumbs-or-you'll-never-get-out-alive" library.

S'cool bus photo courtesy of the Port Townsend Kinetic Skulpture Race which we can never seem to catch live.