Seattle Condos Now Come with Fried Dead Rats

A Seattle real estate investor discovered last night the petrified corpse of a fried dead rat baking on the heating element in his new condo. This will come as unwelcome news to certain gloom and doom real estate haters because it demonstrates that the Seattle market remains bubble proof. When you look at other real estate markets outside of Seattle - Darfur, Glod, Buffalo - first time home buyers have to a pay a premium for condos that come with fried rat carcasses.

Seattlest recommends that before you flip that condo, be sure to flip the rat over to the other side to let it bake some more and attain a tighter, translucent, Beef Jerky(TM) like texture, since you're not going to be able to afford groceries with a mortgage like yours. But be gentle! Don't be like our Seattle real estate investor who "flipped" overzealously, thereby causing the crunchy, rat corpse amenity to snap in half.