Much like a conquering hero returning to the battlefield, Hüsker Don't cleaned up at Seattlest Trivia Night after several weeks off.
We wonder about Hüsker Don't, it seems as if they can win any trivia contest they enter, so why wouldn’t they want to pocket the huge cash prize every week? Our theory: they hate showing off their supreme knowledge of everything, but every once in a while they run into problems with overseas bookies and need money.
Red Hand Gang beat My Cousin Lost Worse than Rick Santorum (seriously) in a tiebreaker to finish second.
Final standings and the typo-filled questions are after the jump. The answers will be posted later today. And if you can't get enough trivia, check out QuizNight.net for more places to play.
FINAL STANDINGS:
Thaiku Hookers- 22
I'm Not Queer or Nothin'- 32
Dream Lover-- 33
Jesus' Favorite-- 36
Mmm…-36
Might Be Winners. Could Go Either Way-- 37
Quivering Moyles-- 37
Your Mom-- 38
Paint the Town Brown-- 43
PDC United, Featuring "Tep"-- 44
Vagina Barnicles-- 45
NAMBLA Supports No Child Left Behind-- 45
Large Light Pepsi Can-- 48
Four Foot Rule-- 49
My Cousin Lost Worse than Rick Santorum-- 52
Red Hand Gang-- 53
Hüsker Don't- 66
ROUND 1—GEOGRAPHY
1. What county in Pullman in?
2. What is the tallest mountain located entirely in British Columbia?
3. What is the capital of Mongolia?
4. Lake Union was landlocked until the completion of what?
5. Name Italy's largest lake.
6. State Route 99 runs from Everett to which city?
7. Which is the only Oregon County to observe Mountain Time?
8. How many Baltic States are there?
9. Which country is located directly north of The Rock of Gibraltar?
10. Which is the largest of the Greek Islands?
ROUND 2—WASHINGTON SENATORS
1. In 1992 Patty Murray ran as the mom in what?
2. In 1960 baseball’s Washington Senators moved and became which franchise?
3. Which lake is Magnusson Park located next to?
4. Who did Maria Cantwell defeat in her 2000 election to the Senate?
5. In 1972 Senator Henry Jackson unsuccessfully ran for the Democratic presidential nomination, which eventually went to whom?
6. Washington and California currently both have two female Senators, name the only other state that can make this claim
7. Which Broadway musical that debuted in 1955 features the Washington Senators baseball team?
8. Last Saturday Washington turned 117; within three how many senators has the state had?
9. In 1992, after a former staffer accused him of sexual harassment, this Washington senator announced that he would not run for re-election.
10. Name the last person who was both a Senator and Governor of Washington (Seattlest Hint of the Week: There is a school named after him at the University of Washington).
ROUND 3—SAVED BY THE BELL
1. Name the principal of Saved By The Bell’s Bayside High School.
2. What was Mark Paul Gosler’s character’s name on NYPD Blue?
3. What was Bayside’s rival high school?
4. Before moving the location of the show to Southern California the program was titled Good Morning Miss Bliss, and took place in which state?
5. 90210 had the Peach Pit, but in which restaurant did Bayside High’s coolest hang out?
6. In which city did Zack and Kelly get married?
7. What was Screech’s first name?
8. Which 90210 actress played Screech’s girlfriend Violet Bickerstaff?
9. Who is Mario Lopez’s partner on Dancing with the Stars?
10. The spin-off program Saved by the Bell: The College Years aired for one season on which network?
ROUND 5—APPLES
1. Name the stadium that this Saturday’s Apple Cup will be played in.
2. A clone of the tree that deposited an apple on Sir Isaac Newton’s head can be seen outside the main gate of Trinity College in which British city?
3. In which year was Apple Computer founded?
4. What was the first Fiona Apple song to reach the top forty on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100?
5. What body part is known as the as the Adam's Apple?
6. According to Greek mythology who, as one of his twelve labors, was required to steal the golden apples from the Garden of the Hes-per-i-des?
7. In which country did William Tell use a crossbow to shoot an apple off of his son's head?
8. Who wrote the novel Cider House Rules?
9. What was Johnny Appleseed's real name?
10.. Which of the following subsidiaries was NOT a spinoff of the Beatle's Apple Records Corporation: Apple Films, Apple Publishing, Apple Boutique, Apple Cafe?
ROUND 6—THANKSGIVING DINNER
1. What phone number would one dial for the Butterball Turkey help line?
2. Which company produces the most Cranberry Sauce in America?
3. At the end of which Beatles song did John Lennon repeat the words Cranberry Sauce?
4. What is the company Turtle Islands Foods best-known Thanksgiving product?
5. According to the USDA, how long should an unstuffed 8 to 12 pound turkey be cooked for at 325 degrees (within 15 minutes)?
6. Redeye Gravy is made from the drippings of which meat, fried in a skillet?
7. In the film Planes Trains and Automobiles, Steve Martin is trying to get from New York to his family's Thanksgiving Dinner in which city?
8. Stove Top Stuffing was introduced by General Foods but which company now owns the brand?
9. What is the culinary term for the edible entrails and internal organs of an animal?
10. The first Thanksgiving dinner in 1621 was held between the Pilgrims and which Native American tribe?
ROUND 7—MOVIES
1. This movie based on a John Grisham novel was the fourth highest grossing film of 1993.
2. This Coen Brothers' film is based loosely based on Homer’s Odyssey
3. In this 1997 film two angels are sent to earth to make sure that Ewan McGregor and Cameron Diaz fall in love.
4. This 1995 movie is the only film in cinematic history in which Harry Connick Jr. plays an incarcerated serial killer.
5. This 1989 Steve Spielberg film marked Audrey Hepburn’s final film appearance
6. This 1987 comedy resulted in a Best Supporting Actor Oscar nomination for Albert Brooks.
7. This 1989 film, based on a Beth Henley play, centers around a beauty pageant in small Mississippi town.
8. This 2002 film starring Jake Gyllenhaal takes its name from a Rolling Stones' song
9. This 1995 film directed by Jodie Foster may be more famous for Robert Downey Jr.'s on set battle with drug abuse.
10. Which actor or actress has appeared in the previous nine films?
ROUNDS 4 & 8-- Picture rounds, you may never know.

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Actually, this is the link you want for my cousin (in-law): http://www.azsos.gov/results/2006/general/GEN-2000.htm
If these wild boasts are true, please goto the George and Dragon next tuesday and kick Elvis's ass, who appear to get over 100% correct on every quiz.
Except that Elvis had an additional player than the alotted 6 for one of the rounds last week. I have a hard time understanding it since they hardly need to cheat.