All The News

--Our friend Tad would eat up this story about anti-terrorism exercises being foiled by the size of mail slots.
--Gawker parses a stream of Courtney Love's consciousness and pulls out Frances Bean's first word: Pee.
--Line Out's got some thing about gay porn appropriating Yellow Magic Orchestra samples that strikes us as funny, but we can't think of anything funny to say about it.
--Todd Bishop checks in on Microsoft's Chinese blog policy today over at the P-I. "Microsoft says it will remove content only if it receives a binding government order."
--A car thief wanted on several outstanding warrants is free to kill a cop, while a suburban mom faces jail time for growing pot for her paralyzed son. That's our criminal justice system.
--"And warming up in the bullpen for the Mariners, starting pitcher Tomo Ohka? Screw this, I'm leaving...I don't care, call the weekend guy."
--If a cool kid sat next to you at lunch today, it wasn't because he likes you.

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