President Bush has announced that Donald Rumsfeld will be replaced with former Mt. Vernon resident Robert Gates, who is currently the president of Texas A&M University.
The only thing we really know about Texas A&M is that they hate when other people use the number 12.
So take heed rest of the world, stay away from a certain number lest you want to be bombed back to the Stone Age.

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