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--Miss Kirkland has a tip for beauty crown aspirants: Lose weight!
--The Mike Jones that Ted Haggard may have gotten meth and massages from isn't a rapper who invites you to call him on his cell phone at (281) 330-8004. There is a Mike Jones like that, though.
--Matthew Baldwin's election guide at McSweeney's Internet Tendency will gently scrub away the memories of all the other voting guides you've had to endure these past few weeks.
--John Hodgman continues on that theme.
--Xbox 360: Video game console or six hundred dollar downloadable media center? Or both?
--Stuck in your car? Hate the idiot box? BlatherWatch has the scoop on election night radio coverage.
--We know the Seahawks are better than the Raiders, so Raiders coach Art Shell focuses on this dispute: Who kneed who in the balls first?
--Shaun Alexander won't play next week in a key divisional game against the Rams.
