All The News

--That lovey dovey crap we said about Microsoft and China earlier today? Forget it.
--Best unloved Reality TV-based Halloween costume. Ever.
--Couple local skiers seem to be mixed up in a porn thing with a guy called Warren Miller.
--John Moe unveils the girls team secretly plotting the violent overthrow of the boys team. Go on, girls!
--SeattleDuck says no to procrastination, yes to Getting Things Done.
--Renton's Displaced Hipster displaces himself even further, temporarily, to a city that's within a national park.
--The school board continues to let themselves be intimidated by people crying racism.
--Idealog is trying to do the One Red Paperclip/new house thing, but instead it's Steve Carlton baseball card/$100,000 for charity.
--Another potentially offensive Halloween costume was averted as Piehole toyed with, but discarded, the idea of dressing as Short Round.
--Former Mariners play-by-play man Ken Levine imagines what it would be like if Aaron Sorkin wrote a show about baseball.
--Even The Stranger's Brendan Kiley, who knows from killing animals, is surprised that the U.S. Army tortures live pigs as a training exercise.

Image courtesy of Bruce C Moore.