All The News

--It's never too early to fire the first shot in the "these elections are bullshit" bloodbath.
--A local toddler dressed as a duck. It doesn't get cuter than that.
--M's reliever Mark Lowe's elbow injury is really bad. He definitely won't pitch until May, probably won't pitch next year, and may not pitch again at all.
--Thank you for forgetting everything you just saw. If we had one of those little MiB sticks we'd pop it on you right now, but since we don't you better run along.
--Yes, Sightline is everywhere: on the web, in the NYT, in trouble.
--Starbucks saturation has nearly caused the company to cross the border into Uncoolistan. Nearly.
--Previous reports on the wide availability of whale meat on the shelves of Japanese grocers were exaggerated.
--A girl wants what she wants. Are a progressive government and warm feet too much to ask of this life?