All The News

--You may be surprised to hear that Shaun Alexander's foot isn't completely healed and he won't play next week, but we aren't because we know that foot injuries don't fully heal until your favorite player starts kicking ass in the playoffs for someone else's team.
--The Seattle Times proved it doesn't get the story of itself today when it buried this tidbit in an article about its sinking circulation: "But the NAA also said its analysis indicated the total audience for newspapers is growing as more people read them online."
--NW Republican jumps on the "Michael J. Fox is ignorant" bandwagon.
--Have you read these endangered species reports? Man, we've never laughed so hard. Seriously, you should be at the table when appointee at the Interior Department Julie MacDonald is riffing on the disappearance of the white-tailed prairie dog. Hilarious.
--Sick of Jim McDermott? This election, you finally have options.
--Capitol Hill Seattle ranks that neighborhood's spookiest spots.
--When Canadians say "the war" they're still referring to Afghanistan. Pftt. Americans are so over that war.

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