From the Dept. of Too Much Information

The above drawing of a werewolf - cryptically entitled "Werewolf" - is just one of the many bizarre masterpieces on this website of a local 34 year old aspiring cartoonist. But what might be even more interesting than his art is his public myspace blog, which no doubt gets better traffic than Seattlest.

This entry from July 16th details a religious awakening experienced while watching that new Superman movie:

The night before last I took my wife and son to see Superman Returns, and all of those feelings I remember having as a child flooded back. I am not afraid to admit that I cried of so much excitement seeing Superman again. Seeing my son going through the very same emotions I was having, and knowing how he feels being a child, was just so special for, it was spiritual. Superman is now my gawd.

I am going to start a Superman religion, where people who feel just like me can come together and worship the true Man of Steel.

We could have sworn those devout Superman followers had already organized, but maybe we're wrong.

What has to be the greatest myspace blog ever written in the history of the internets is this masterpiece from last January expressing enthusiasm for a popular animated movie:

I am so in love with another woman, I even told my wife about it. For those of you who actually read this, Jen is OK with this too. She’s accepted that I love another woman. Do you want to know why? Because this woman is completely fantasy, she’s not real.

Last night Roxanne and I watched the 1st Ghost in the Shell. Holy shit what an amazing cartoon and absolutely gorgeous art work. The story line was involving and well thought out too. Everything about that cartoon was completely amazing.

Ghost in the shell had the most amazing woman I’ve ever seen laid down on ink and paper. The Major was extraordinary. I would so fuck the shit out of that fantasy world cartoon woman character. I would turn her over my knee and spank that incredible ass until it was candy apple red. I would do every dirty act known to man with her. However I doubt the Major would let me abuse her like that. She would kick the shit out of me, and I would welcome all the abuse she would inflict on my body, because she is that hot. I am so in love with the Major.

So if people who want to have sex with animal/people Hentai characters are known as Furries? What would I be considered?

That's a good question and we don't have a good answer. What say you, Seattlest commentators? Help a brother out.