A Banner Night In Cheapskate Culture

If you act quickly -- and we mean QUICKLY -- you may be able to sneak in some free theatre this evening, as part of Live Theatre Week (which we meant to tell you about earlier but forgot and thanks to Metroblogs for reminding us to remind you). What you do is you go to Seattle Performs, and register for a free account. This enables you to see which theaters still have free tickets to tonight's performances, and consequently enables you to dance a happy prospector jig because it's FREE HA HA! FREE! Participants include the Rep, ACT, Taproot, Annex, ArtsWest, UW Drama...the list goes on and on. We're going to be at The Underpants at ACT tonight, ourselves, Steve Martin's updating of a 1910 German social farce.

You might wonder what free theatre has to do with Kermit and Lambchop. If so, you're not our kind of reader. Please leave.