All The News

-Of course there's no such thing as a Mac or iPod virus, but if there were you know who would be responsible for it? Microsoft!
-Speaking of, there's a fancy new Microsoft.com homepage today. Tomorrow we'll tell you how it's responsible for one or all of the world's evils.
-Apparently PETA tried to get Sunday's Seahawks game cancelled because of a feared Ram slaughter associated with the contest. Completely fake of course.
-Some people buy a view condo for the panorama of the Sound, the mountains, the lush evergreens. And then some people are just really rich peeping toms.
-Olympia thought they had it bad with their wee little raccoon problem. In South Africa they've got roving baboon gangs that break into your house and steal your remote and comfy chair while staring at your wife's ass.
-Starbucks is recalling 70,000 espresso makers due to their tendency to go all laptop battery on unsuspecting owners.

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