An End to Seattle Process Leaves Seattle Full of Shit

For years the City Council studied, pondered, and passive-aggressively argued the idea of placing five technologically advanced toilets in Downtown Seattle. Well, after all of the process, the toilets were finally installed in 2004.

However, according to some people, these toilets are not fixing the problems that they were installed to resolve. They are being used by addicts, prostitutes, and wouldn't you know that there is more wee-wee and ca-ca in the streets than ever before.

All of this goes to show that Seattle’s process works. Decisions only lead to more problems.

Things were going fine for the ten years that these five toilets were debated, and then when a decision was finally made, everything went to hell. You've got crackheads and hookers using these toilets to get high and have unprotected sex with minors. Meanwhile outside, the good citizens of Seattle are forced to spread their deuce in the streets.

This was a wake-up call. Who knows what will happen if we ever come to a decision on the Viaduct or 520.

Debate on Seattle power brokers, debate on.