All The News

-Republicans are arming their pols with new safety vests to protect them from the slings and arrows, and if that doesn't work, well, we'll just pretend they're Democrats.
-Starbucks stock took off today due to whatever mysterious information is contained in this incomprehensible press release.
-Does Reichert accept the facts of Global Warming or doesn't he? The Stranger can't figure it out and it's through no lack of trying.
-Haha, someone. Very funny. Who listed the local Electrolicious blog's phone number as that of an escort service's in a directory?
-The environment continued its streak of Washington General-like performance today when a judge in Seattle ruled that fish ladders and all that other green crap are completely unneccesary when building a dam.
-Ok, have the recent changes at the Seattle Weekly included a new art director? Because their covers are suddenly much much better.

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