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Where Is The Old World Food?

mini-BAVARIA.jpgSeattle is a pretty good place to be if you're into food. Probably way better than average, even, for a city our size. There are tons of hip-ish new restaurants with creative menus constructed from organic ingrediants, there are a gazillion Asian and Asian-influenced places that are fantastic and the seafood is incredible almost everywhere. However, when it comes to food that Seattlest might label "Old World," there is nothing.

Granted, this comes from a mind that was raised on Bavarian, Polish, Ukranian, Hungarian, and Bohemian foodstuffs of Chicagolandia, Illinois, where everything from the cutlets to the lake perch are fried to hell and smothered in dumplings and vinegar-cabbage, but what gives? Ok, even allowing for the fact that Central Europeans settled Chicago and Seattle is more of a Northern European kind of town, we would still expect there to be some grand old Scandinavian restaurant in an old-ass room somewhere with a menu that hasn't changed since The War and table service by little old ladies, possibly in period costume. To Seattlest's knowledge, however, no such place exists. Not only is there not a classy old Scandinavian restaurant anywhere in Seattle, there isn't even a divey old Scandinavian restaurant in Seattle, or if there is it's so far out of our collective conciousness as to be invisible.

We hear there's a decent Scandinavian breakfast to be had at the Swedish Cultural Center on Dexter on Sunday mornings. There are a couple of German bars that focus more on the beer than the food. There's a few Russian piroshky places, there's the People's Pub, hell, we'll even count the restaurant that appears at the Polish Home Association once a week. Is that all we got? Seriously?

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  • Thanks for the info. I'll be visiting Seattle next month and would love to check some gourmet restaurants there.

  • Devo

    I moved here from Chicago four years ago and I've been looking for the very same thing. For years I was under the impression I just didn't know where those places were - that I needed a car, or I hadn't met the right people to show me where they were, or they were a well-guarded secret. Now, after my fourth year here, I've come to accept that those types of restaurants just don't exist here. Seattle has fresh produce, fantastic seafood, quite a few good up-scale restaurants, great farmer's markets - but completely lacks in neighborhood dining, comfort food or otherwise. No deli's, very little true ethnic food (other than various Asian types that you mentioned), bar food is weak, and I can't tell you the number of times I've looked for something to eat at 3:30pm on a Sunday afternoon only to find that two-thirds of the options are closed until "dinner"!! Chicago is many things and one of those things is it is all about the food - unbelievable variety, available all the time, and such large portions! Fantastic - from homemade pierogi's, pizza of every variety, barfood, ethnic food from every conceivable corner of the planet, to fine dining rivaled by few other American cities, even downtown lunches are a treat. Not in Seattle. I miss that part of Chicago every day.

  • Dan

    The comments on this so far seem to prove what I suspected, which is that not only is there no such restaurant in Seattle, but there's never been such a restaurant. Actually, I thought that there would have been something that died in the late eighties to early nineties, but since no one around here seems to remember it, it must have closed earlier than that.

  • Jason Reilly

    You are aware that Germans focus on beer much more than food, right?

    Also, you can make your own Norwegian food by adding a hambone to wallpaper paste.

  • David

    Dan, you've been buttslammed.

  • Seth

    Here's what you haven't considered, Dan: Scandinavians are cheap and humorless.

    If you are looking to open an establishment where you'd receive money in exchange for providing food/entertainment, you couldn't pick a worse target market than Scandinavians.

    Believe me--I'm the son of one, and I didn't see a three-digit restaurant check until I was 19.

    Opening a restaurant in a Scandinavian neighborhood would be about as successful as opening a bookstore in a Polish one.

  • Saxtor

    Here's a list of upcoming events/dinners associated with the Sons of Norway which includes other Scandinavian dinners in the Seattle area:

    http://www.sofn.com/events/index.jsp

  • Saxtor

    JPF beat me to the punch, and here's a SW writeup about Scan Specialties:

    http://www.seattleweekly.com/food/0524/050615_food_scandinavian.php

    I'm not sure about any restaurants, but lots of local Lutheran churches (where most Scans seem to hang out; that and Runeburg) have regular lutefisk dinners. It's not just lye-soaked snotfish served, either. Swedish meatballs, potatos, lefse, krumkake, the works. I grew up going to these in Anacortes, I know they happen in Stanwood and I guarantee they're happening around the Seattle area.

    The Poulsbo Lutheran Church is holding their annual Lutefisk dinner 10/21:

    http://www.poulsbo-lutefisk.com/

  • JPF

    Worth checking out, but still not quite reaching the level of a full-restaurant:

    Larsen's Danish Bakery: http://www.larsensbakery.com/

    Scandinavian Specialties's little cafe:

    http://www.scanspecialties.com/

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