It's The Stupid Chunky Soup Commercial Curse.. That's Why No One From The Superbowl winning Patriots Teams ever made one... And Yes Mr. Hasselbeck did make one, where he is haunted by vicious hits from the Steel Curtain and they even CGI'd The Old steel Curtain in with Coca-Cola Drinking Smile wearing Mean Joe Green....
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Ha ha! Funny. Seriously, thanks for not displaying a more appropriate picture of a bloodied and dismembered carcass, post-mauling.