All The News

-Some stores are refusing to stock the new Scissor Sisters disc after the band stated that CD prices are too high.
-Paul Allen has built a new brain map as comprehensive as it is evil and Seattlest would like to be the first to welcome our new overlord to sentience. It really isn't so bad once you get used to it.
-The spinach threat has caused local business Triple B Corp. to toss so much salad that... Ok, that's enough.
-The blogosphere was deprecated today when the MSM learned how to troll the myspace pages of the dead for tidbits like "In his page on MySpace.com, Espiritu listed his interests as alcohol, beer, booze, hard liquor, spirits and wine and wrote, 'Don’t drink-n-drive — Drive-n-Drink.'"
-Local audience reviewer The Fanalyst turned her powers of perception on the Degenerate Art Ensemble's weekend fundraiser yesterday.
-The likelihood that you'll be swept away by a tsunami has been infinitesimally decreased this week as a new warning siren comes online.
-When the current administration disregards one of your ideas because "it's the sort of thing that could have strengthened anti-American sentiments in Iran," you probably haven't quite hit the sweet spot on that particular issue. Sorry, Mike.

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