Youtube Wreckage Of American Idol In Seattle

There's a Great American Story about young, would-be stars packing suitcases and heading for Hollywood. People obviously still do that Hollywood thing, but, really, why go through all the bother of chasing a dream when it shows up at Key Arena once a year with an American Idol face on? In 2006 you can even half-ass your shot at the bright lights. Actually, now, thanks to Youtube, we can half-ass the story of your half-assed shot by just posting a few videos instead of writing about the thing.

You don't even have to watch them - The titles of these three videos by the same aspiring pop star are enough: The Calm Before the Storm, American Idol Seattle, and American Idol SUCKS!