Ow! My Ears!

Ow! My Ears! It's like a Pantera concert in here! They must be illegally pumping in recorded sound. There's no other explanation for all the false starts.

Be still, offensive linemen! Didn't you learn anything from our artificially-loud practices back in Jersey?

Ok, calm down, Eli, go to your happy place.

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