"I wish I could be the birth control pill you daily slide between your lips"

Enjoy this clip from a recent Salon of Shame.

The idea is simple: Seattle writers stand before you and read their middle school diary passages, high school poetry, unsent letters, and other bits of horribly shameful, outrageously entertaining adolescent writing.

Please, we don't need a special event to showcase our horribly shameful, outrageously adolescent writing. Every day is Salon of Shame at Seattlest!