Mariners Make Misery
The Mariners are too far behind to win in 2006.
All they can do now is make people in other cities miserable, as they did this weekend when they swept the Red Sox. How miserable? Let blogs be your guide:
"Ah fuck, you know, anothah weekend, anothah ass sweeping." (Soxaholix)
"Swept. And held to two hits. By the Mariners." (The Joy of Sox)
"Well, I guess I'll just pour myself a nice warm glass of shut the fuck up and shuffle quietly off to bed." (Misery Loves Company)
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