A-Rod Now a Walking Joke (and the best player in baseball)

Well, well, look who is back in town, Mr. Alex Susan Rodriguez.

A-Rod and the Yankees pull into Safeco Field for a three game asshole stomping starting tonight.

Safeco fans have booed him lustily ever since he left Seattle for the bright lights of Arlington. However, since Rodriguez gets booed in every stadium, especially his own, it has kind of lost its zip.

So this week, why not laugh at him.

Sure, he may still be the best player in baseball, a first ballot Hall of Famer, and destined to go down as one of the all-time greats, but all of that can’t change the fact that no one likes him. For someone as image-conscious as Rodriguez that must, much like the New York media, eat him alive.

So when Alex’s name is announced tonight, stand-up and laugh. Then when Jeter comes up, just to rub it in, give him a standing ovation.