We've all thought about it, but Chad Eaton's wife did it
It's pretty difficult to avoid the urge to punch former Seahawk and Q13 sports "personality" Chad Eaton in the face.
Go ahead--try to watch him on the Seahawks postgame show, with his fake tan, absurdly-bulging musculature, and shiny too-tight shirt, looking like he's just stopping by on his way to Venom, and see if your fist doesn't ball right up out of pure instinct.
Now, imagine if you were married to the guy. As far as we're concerned, Tina Eaton, who's had four kids by this specimen, deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for going this long without punching him in the face, which she inevitably did on Sunday, because, according to reports, she suspected he's cheating on her. (Say it ain't so, Chad!)
We should say this--there's been a couple of recent Seahawk assaults on women, and it's nice that 6-5, 300 lb. Chad Eaton at least has the sense not to strike back at his 5-4, 120-lb wife. Although it's rather sad that football players tend to exhibit such an appalling lack of restraint that we're actually commending a guy for not hitting someone he outweighs by 180 pounds.
Tina Eaton will face fourth-degree assault charges (that's a misdemeanor) should Chad decide to press them.
