Animals on a Vehicle

Yes, by this point it's been completely overhyped, and there's no way it could possibly be as awesome as we originally imagined, but Snakes on a Plane is finally in theaters this Friday.

If you wait and see it on DVD, it'll suck; if you wait for a half-empty matinee, it'll suck. Truly, the only way to experience this pinnacle of cinema verité is opening weekend, with a loud, raucous, preferably drunk audience.

Seattlest whole-heartedly recommends the Cinerama on Thursday night. Tickets for the 10pm and 12:45am screenings are available now. Better buy 'em soon.

For more information, please consult a larger image of the helpful guide to the right.