Real Madrid 1 - Seattle 66,830

Overheard while trying to buy a ticket to last night's Real Madrid vs. D.C. United match:
"You ever see a soccer game before?"
"No, man, I'm an American."
Sixtysome-thousand Americans apparently saw their first soccer game ever last night at Qwest Field between a big name Spanish team loaded with stars and past its prime and a MLS team that likely doesn't sell 20,000 tickets to its home matches in the Capitol. These are the preseaon tours that European teams do to warm up for their upcoming season and milk a few dollars out of the American fans.
The game started well, though, and intially didn't have the flavour of a training camp exhibition. After a poor turnover Antonio Cassano beat United's backline for a great goal in the first half which unfortunately happened on the opposite side of the field from Seattlest. Cassano is a problem player who recently joined Real Madrid when a transfer to Juventus was cancelled due to their whole match fixing and demotion fiasco. D.C. United answered quickly when the youngest man in the world Freddy Adu made an incredible run through Roberto Carlos and some other guy and put a cross into the box. United managed to connect on several one touch passes before Escandarian scored. 1-1! Beckham had some amazing kicks that ended up leading nowhere during this part of the match and the young girls behind Seattlest screamed like only young girls can every time he touched the ball. Nothing else exciting happened in the match. Real was flat and tired in the second half and United seemed to finally realize who they were playing and couldn't put together anything worth mentioning. They almost gave up a goal midway through, but it was cleared off the line by a defender.
For many of the eight hundred billion soccer fans who were in attendance this will be the last game they attend until two years from now when another big name team with big name stars comes to town for a warm-up. Hello, guys, the Seattle Sounders use Qwest as their home field. Actual soccer that counts for something played by hungry guys who are on their way up occurs there almost every other week in the summer. Someday some of the Sounders will be playing against Italy in the World Cup and you'll remember them from that time you saw them lose to Vancouver at Qwest Field for $12. For example, Seattlest once saw Brian Ching play for the Sounders and then in this past World Cup he... Well, he didn't get any playing time, but he was on the bench.





