Get Away! He Hates These Soccer Players!

Someone in Rainier Beach took aim at the world's most popular sport last night, firing several shots that whizzed though a partido de futbol on this field.

According to the P-I story, "witnesses said they could literally hear the bullets whizzing past as they dived for the ground."

The cops don't know who did it, though a witness claimed to see someone firing from a green SUV.

The game was suspended. No makeup date has been announced, but your tickets can be exchanged for ones to a future match.