Sorry That We Suck

We've been having some technology "issues" here at Seattlest HQ. Suffice it to say that switching over to the TI-99 was not a success. Everything's slow, our posts disappear sometimes, and we can't find an eight-inch floppy disk version of Firefox anywhere. On the bright side, we beat Cocoon: The Game last night.

Our tech guy assures us that these errors are being fixed, so we should get back to our normal output of poorly-researched nonsense soon.

Please continue to check in during particularly boring meetings, while your significant other is in the shower, or while you wait for that one guy who takes a really long time in the coffee shop bathroom to finish.

Sincerely,

The Management