43 Categories Inexplicably Left Off the Seattle Weekly's "Best of Seattle" Ballot This Year

Seattlesbest.JPGApparently, they can't think of everything.

Media
* Best bad show on public access
* Best station to listen to when KEXP and KUOW are begging for money
* Best long-running feud with a local journalist
* Most entertaining Ahabesque obsession by a Stranger writer

Politics
* Best local politician to slam and then reelect
* Best great idea that gets bogged down in process
* Best use of process to kill a crappy idea
* Best nanny state rule

Vice
* Best bathroom to score - coke
* Best street corner for a score, any score
* Best smokeasy
* Best reason not to stuff all the city's strip clubs into one neighborhood
* Best person to break the 4' rule with

Cuisine
* Best breakfast-all-day
* Best outdoor patio with rain protection
* Best place to get food poisoning
* Best hot dog stand near Safeco
* Best Starbucks

Entertainment
* Best place to hide from the Seafair Pirates
* Best place to take your mom when she visits
* Best place to play rock, paper, scissors
* Best place to take your kids
* Best place to ogle the underaged
* Best street eccentric
* Best place to hide in a garbage bag and then jump up screaming to scare people

Nightlife
* Best karaoke selection
* Most pretentious gallery
* Best place to point and laugh at hipsters
* Best place to go at 4 in the morning
* Best place for public urination

In the Immortal Abbreviation of Clark Humphrey: Misc.
* Best Hill
* Best use of fleece and tivas at a formal event in the city
* Best thing Paul Allen has ever done for this city
* Best piece of art in Paul Allen's personal collection
* Best future use for the EMP
* Best place to find a dead body floating in the water
* Best place to speed

Future, Present, Past
* Best building sure to collapse in the next earthquake
* Best new condo building
* Neighborhood with best gentrification
* Best replacement for Chubby & Tubby's
* Best thing that replaced a kitschy but beloved local icon
* Best place for people pining for "lesser Seattle" to move

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