In a Roundabout Way, You Suck
Dearest Seattle,
See the image to the right? The strange, flowering obstacle in the middle of the street? It’s called a “roundabout.” Look it over. Get to know it. Smell it a little. You like it? Yes, we know you do. We like them too. When used properly they’re a great tool to keep traffic moving in a safe and fluent manner.
Duh, I know what a freakin roundabout is. They’re all over the place!
Yes, we know you’ve seen these before. Just about every residential zone in this city has them... Magnolia, Greenwood, Wallingford, West Seattle. But do you know how to use them? We mean, other than simply to drive around them?
Well, you can plant stuff in them.
That’s right. You can plant stuff in them. Anyone else?
Oh! You can paint them so they look like giant doughnuts with frosting and sprinkles!
Also correct. You can paint them to look like delicious treats, but we’re straying from the real message here. Let’s just get to it.
Seattle drivers, you suck at roundabouts. No matter the neighborhood, it seems every time Seattlest approaches one of these, we have to hit the brakes to avoid being t-boned from some eejit who either doesn't know how to yield and treats the circle as a cool obstacle course to be taken as fast as possible, or (and we love this one) people who just can't be bothered to actually go around the decorative obstacle when making a left turn, head-on collisions be damned.
Let us help you, shitty Seattle driver [Per WSDOT]:
As a driver approaches a roundabout, there will be a YIELD sign. The driver should slow down, watch for pedestrians and bicyclists and be prepared to stop if necessary. When the driver enters, he/she yields to circulating traffic on the left, but does not stop if the way is clear. The roundabout will have ONE WAY signs mounted in the center island. They help guide traffic and indicate that the driver must stay to the right of the center island. Upon passing the street prior to the desired exit, the driver should turn on his/her right turn signal and watch for pedestrians and bicyclists as he/she exits. Traveling around the central island completes left turns.
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