Hot for Teacher

Waking up to find we live in our old high school is actually a recurring nightmare in Seattlest's sleep therapy unit.

You know the old high school-turned-apartment/condo conversion on Queen Anne?
The maketing people have enlisted the help of the school's alumni association in hopes that grown-up Grizzlies will want to sleep in their old Chem classroom (wait... didn't they already do that?)

After closing in 1981, the former Queen Anne High School did a stint as an apartment building, bummed around Europe, and now, at mid-life, hooked up with a wealthy California developer who swaddled her in marble and granite and put her back on the market.

You can see the results at a reunion, er, open house, Saturday August 12 from 1 to 3 p.m. With a price tag of up to $1 million, it's a good bet that former teachers (or pretty much any teachers) won't be making a homecoming, which goes to prove the old adage that life is just high school with money.