Rock Paper Scissors Tournament: Capitol Hill Edition

We extolled the virtues of Rock Paper Scissors before, so you can read that for the background on why we're lucky to have a tournament. Well, it's time for a new tournament, this time, the Capitol Hill edition. Tonight, at 8pm at the Baltic Room, it's time for Seattlest to assert its dominance. After months of reading strategy and practice, we're confident that we can make it past the first round this time, and outlast our current record of 7 seconds of participation. Can we do it? Will we be ridiculously shamed by one of our fellow bloggers? Will we be surrounded by a throng of Rock Paper Scissors groupies? Shunned by all after a quick defeat? Only one way to find out (and no, waiting for the follow-up post isn't the answer we're looking for).