Fact or Hoax? Alleged Incident at Critical Mass

According to a recent discussion on the Hobo Bicycle Elite Message Board, there was an incident with some assholes who assaulted bicycle enthusiasts during last night's Critical Mass festivity. Allegedly the instigators later played the ingenious "PSYCHE! We're actually cops but we waited till after kicking your ass to tell you that" save. That's a good save to pull if you can get away with it, unlike, say, DMX, who wasn't all that convincing as an FBI agent that one time. Maybe it was the barking rap thing that gave him away.
Here at Seattlest HQ we have to maintain some justifiable skepticism as to whether this whole thing is a hoax or not. After all, one of these same hobo bicycle fanatics once gave his co-workers chocolate treats only to reveal a few minutes later that it was just shit he dug out of the garbage. PSYCHE! But on the other hand the idea of crazy cops out of uniform assaulting random people in Seattle isnt exactly hard to imagine these days. We'll have to wait and see what news the weekend brings.
UPDATE: Apparently its no hoax. A source from the bicycle-fetish underworld sent us this link to the inmate lookup service (search by last name "Treisman") and gave us this quote for the record:
"Sadly, no hoax. Went to the bail hearing today and he'll be out on bail
this evening but they're taking the charges very seriously. At the bail
hearing 25 of us showed up in our sunday best (shirts, ties, slacks and
bike shoes) and sat in the proceedings in a show of solidarity.
Apparently the information that was presented to the judge made it sound
like this was a random attack from behind on someone he knew to be a
police officer, which is a pretty skewed version of what happened."
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