Perfectly Functioning Yeti

To: Matthew Baldwin (aka Defective Yeti)
From: Seattlest
Subject: Re: Friday night

If I ever run into you or your evil twin I'd love to buy you a Starbucks as your site is far funnier than is proper. Too bad about you and Jamie Moyer (pitcher for the seattle mariners) - I really thought you guys were going to make it work.

I love you,
Seattlest

P.S. Maybe we can make it to a grunge music concert some time? Nothing against them, but I'd prefer it if you didn't invite Geoff, Frazz and Bull. I'm not up for any drink drink delta til 6 am.