Seattlest: Fascist Karoake Moderator Kills Buzz at Sunset Bowl

jason

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 14:30:44 -0800

i never said i wanted anyone to watch me. nice straw man, though. people ostensibly go to a bowling alley in order to bowl, note the causal relationship between title and purpose, so having the non-bowlers go elsewhere is a good thing in my book. the pull-tabs area is great now that senior citizens can't camp out there all day chain-smoking. a mime performance is far better than karaoke. at least the mime is silent.

todd

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:43:16 -0800

Hey Jason, you know what's worse than bad karaoke? Watching some dude BOWL. Wheeeeeee! You should hang out by the video games! Or play some pull tabs! Or start working on a sort of mime/performance art piece of you bowling a fuckin' 900 series! Yeah!

jason

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:54:10 -0800

as someone who goes to sunset regularly to bowl, i can only hope they continue employing this guy. the place was already crowded and the closure of leilani has only made things worse. beyond that, i hate karaoke. the bar is the only place to wait until a lane is available, and drunken off-pitch screeching is the sort of hell i do my best to avoid. while i sympathize with those of you dealing with such an asshole, i wish you a fond farewell as you take your karaoke parties elsewhere.

Matt Silvie

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 14:46:05 -0800

My friend Ashley had this reaction and has instructed me to post this comment for her: "DUDE. Did you know that guy totally ruined Potter's birthday extravaganza??? Potter and Soap and I went up to sing, "Don't Stop Believin'" and he didn't put the lyrics on the teleprompter. So we drunkenly slurred it out the best we could, and he bellowed "You mean you need the WORDS for this one?" As a first-timer, this would have cast a shadow over my confidence up there. Lucky for me, I was also a drunken fool. Next we all sang, "Hello Goodbye" and he introduced us by saying, "Let's get this over with", and then proceeded to turn our mic's off mid-song. The worst part was that my boyfriend was THE ONLY PERSON in the entire bar. Even with just one person there to witness our drunkenkaraokecherries pop, the dude was an a-hole."

Trotter

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 13:50:58 -0800

First off, it's after 9 pm on Thursday in the Bar. Fuck the no cursing. I have only done karoake once, and the first and only time was with this guy. He cut off the fun my friends and I were having because his fat, living in his mother's basement, D&D playing, animal porn viewing sweaty ass doesn't like people enjoying themselves. Oh, and he can't sing himself.

Patrick

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:23:26 -0800

While "No Cussing", although lame, seems like a somewhat reasonable request (you are in a all ages bowling alley and we wouldn't want the kids to hear bad words!), the other things seem fairly asinine. Although the computer program that actually runs the karaoke is somewhat amusing, the bar is not made for karaoke. The speakers there are terrible and a lame jerk-off of a host ruins the experience. I recommend Talarico's in West Seattle. Where the New Luck Toy used to be, they've torn out walls and opened the space up quite a bit. Kozak's Bar and Grill on Capitol Hill has a interesting crowd coming to it as well!

leek

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 11:01:32 -0800

AMEN! Thank you for exposing this guy for what he is. He has effectively ruined karaoke at the Sunset Bowl. Not only is he an ubercontrolling jerk, but they've even done away with the other best part of karaoke, the cheesy videos. Ugh.