Art Brute

Seattlest didn't get a chance to attend the BLVD/Roq La Rue openings on Friday night -- we plan on swinging by within the next couple of weekends.

Turns out at least one frustrated would-be BLVD attendee decided to audition for a spot in an upcoming "world's dumbest criminals" mass email, though. Kirsten Anderson explains in her blog:

After Damion tells him that the gallery was closed, the Moron says "I'm going to smash your door in with a brick!" Damion at the time was talking to a couple of bad asses who offered to kick the guy's ass for us and looks like we should have taken them up on it, as an hour later,the guy pulls up to the gallery in his car, double parks, pulls a brick out of his car, and smashes BLVD's door a couple times.