Three Questions About the Mariners

1) Why did Brandon Morrow, the M's first pick (#5 overall) in yesterday's draft, mysteriously gain five MPH on his fastball last summer, just before the season when he could be drafted?
Over at USS Mariner, they are ranting about some guy named Andrew Miller that the Mariners apparently should've drafted, flinging charges of collusion and conspiracy.
But, since that ship has sailed, we're concerned about this nugget of information, buried deep in the Seattle Times' story about Morrow:
"I don't know what happened, but one day last year, he all of a sudden went from 91 to 96," [Mariner scout Stacey] Pettis said. "It was almost like he woke up one day and there it was."The transformation is a mystery to Morrow, who said, "I can't attribute it to anything. I have no idea, to be honest. I just started throwing harder."
A mystery, eh? We pose it to you, dear reader...what could cause a pitcher to suddenly gain five MPH of velocity on his fastball? Golly gosh that's so baffling!
2) How the hell did we lose the 1995 ALCS to a Mike Hargrove-managed team?
Hargrove continues to amaze with his incapacity. As Casey Stengel would say, "his limitations are limitless."
Yesterday, we had the makings of a big first inning going. The first two runners on, and our best hitter, Jose Lopez, at the plate. Hargrove has him bunt.
The papers today are full of plaudits about how the M's played small-ball to win a close game. Know what? If they'd let Lopez hit in the first, it might not have been a close game. Hall of Fame pitcher and Mets broadcaster Tom Seaver says, "never give the pitcher the first out." Psychologically, he contends, it's an important event for the pitcher. But the M's just gave that first out away, blowing an early scoring chance.
3) Why would anyone hate Mike Morse?
Mike Morse is our best hitter. He's not gifted with a great swing, or with good power, but he works deep into counts (yesterday, drawing the first walk off of Liriano) and swings at good pitches. He gets on base at a pretty good clip and is a fair outfielder. And he's young and versatile and smart. What's not to like?
Man, everything Morse does annoys me. I really hate that guy. Can we seriously not find someone better?
Lots, we guess, if you read the USS Mariner comments section, which is full of snarky comments like this. We think it has something to do with the fact that Morse annoys the stathead/rabidly-Jamesean component of the fan base. Morse hits like crap in AAA, but well in the majors. That shouldn't happen. If flies in the face of logic! DOES NOT COMPUTE! But it DOES happen. The guy's hitting .462! He's on a pace to hit ... .462! Why fight it, people?
Note: If you don't know what rabidly-Jamesean means, you are lucky. Just keep on walkin'. Trust us.


