Tim Eyman is a Huge Nerd

All this time we thought that Tim Eyman was just a greedy ego driven douche bag. Well, we are still right, but it also looks like he is a huge nerd.

Eyman called a press conference in Olympia to show and turn in the signatures he gathered for two of his initiatives-- one that would repeal the civil rights legislation passed by the state legislature last winter and one concerning his obsession over 30 dollar car tabs.

However,when he arrived yesterday, he didn't show off anything. Instead, he used the time to drum up support for his twin causes of gutting municipal governments and bigotry. Now normally there wouldn't be a best part, but here is the best part: he was dressed as Darth Vader.

He claimed that he dressed as (spoiler alert) Luke Skywalker’s father because he didn't care about being perceived as a dark lord. Well, now he's going to be perceived as a total nerd.

Now before you say, "It's not right to judge others on how they spend their free time, after all we know what you like to do. " Let me add this, he even brought a light saber.

While some reporters wrote about him wasting taxpayers' money and others wrote about wasting reporters' time, no one is sounding the Tim Eyman is total dork alarm.

Eyman said he will return today at 4pm with the petitions, giving him a few more hours to justify wearing this to the press conference.